Holey Moley Golf Club San Antonio

★ 4

We came here for date night and had dinner and played 9 holes. The atmosphere: The lay out (a little cramped), includes dining, a bar and 27 themed holes, grouped into 3 sections. The holes are very close together. The music is very loud, inside and out. It was difficult to have a conversation. Even if you sit outside the music is blaring loud. The service: our server was friendly, knowledgeable and attentive, however there was a large party that was definitely prioritized ahead of regular customers. It took a very long time to receive our order once we placed it. The food: we ordered the Steak Sammy sandwich on a gluten free bun, fries, pretzel bites and the Double Bogey burger. All of the food was very good. The $2 fry side is enough for 2-3 average people. The steak Sammy was delicious, however, it is a thick chunk of steak that is impossible (unless you are a dog or alligator) to bite through and it came cooked medium though no one asked how I wanted it cooked. I’m ok with medium, but my husband would have been upset with it if it had been his. I had to request a fork and knife so that I could cut it and eat it, which is difficult excuses it’s served on one of those aluminum trays with a piece of paper between the tray and food. I would love to see someone pick up this sandwich up and eat it as a sandwich. The gluten free bun was very good and worth the $2 extra. The Double Bogey is so big that you’d have to unhinge your jaw to eat it. The drinks: Not a place to come for drinks. Non-alcoholic drinks are served in a small clear plastic cup. Like you give a child. $8 for a slushy that comes in one of these small cups. We ordered the Sugar Caddy for $15 and that comes in an insulated red solo cup with as much ice as they can possibly cram in the cup. The taste of the drink was excellent, but a couple of sips and all you have is a solo cup of ice. I would not come here for the drinks. If I spend $15 on a drink I want to feel like I got something worth that amount. The golf: a lot of fun, but you do have to be patient since the holes are very close together. The themes are very creative and fun.

★ 5

Super awesome place!! I came here with my friends and brother to do the private Karaoke room for 2 hours and it was super nice, very clean and good space and had amazing varieties of songs and didn't have any issues with the system or how we sounded when we sang! It was appreciated that we were allowed to have my friends young daughter join us too. Our servers were super nice and friendly and very attentive so it was appreciated! The food and drinks were bomb too!! The mushroom pizza was definitely worth the cost! Will definitely be coming back here again!

★ 5

The putt putt experience was awesome. We had so much fun and the attention to detail within the establishment is top-tier. The food was decent, we had a bad plate but the server took it off our bill and took responsibility for the mistake which speaks volumes to me. I would recommend this place for drinks, food, and an activity if you’re on the river walk!

★ 1

My husband and I came to go mini golfing and to grab something to eat. Walked in and wasn’t greeted right away. I saw the employees hanging together in the corner so I made myself known by standing where they could see me. Waited for 5 minutes until I was greeted which one person saw us and walked away. Another person had to greet us. We sat down and waited for another 10 minutes before anyone even walked over to ask for drinks. Which at the same time asked for our food which was fine since we had a lot of time to decide. Our waitress was slightly rude when taking our order but could be from the frustration of the machine she was using was loading slowly or not working. 15 minutes to get our food which was fine too, but our waitress set our food down didn’t even ask if we needed anything. I never got silverware and no napkins. Whole time the employees are in the corner talking together too. I had to get up to ask for silverware and napkins. The food was good but just really small portion for what you pay for. I think the salad just being lettuce with some bits of carrots and cucumbers for $6 was excessive, but we are at the mall. I did have a lettuce wrapped chicken sandwhich so I can understand how it looks small without bread. Loved the little cart that was full of fries. That was cute, but we decided not to mini golf here because of how bad the customer service was for the restaurant, not to mention the price of Mini Golf really sold us off.

★ 5

Super cute ! Very cool and fun spot!! They have three courses and all the courses are interactive and colorful !!! My hubby and I had a good time! Lots of cool pics to take in and out of Holey Moley! The staff is friendly and attentive. I would definitely go back! Also, they have karaoke in a private room, for those people who does not like singing in front of strangers.

★ 5

Had an amazing experience! Our servers name was Tiffany and we loved so her much! The place was vibrant and fun! I was definitely tipsy of 3 tubs and yes I look the rubber ducks, but it made the night so much better! The food was delicious! Can’t wait to go back again!<3

★ 5

We had family in town and our plans for the day got rained out. I had seen Holey Moley on Instagram, so we made it our rainy day activity. We had a blast! They have three courses of 9 holes each, and you can play for 9, 18, or all 27 holes. We chose all 27 and 4 of us took about 2 hours to get throughall 27. The holes are all different themes and very creative and fun. There is one hole in each of the three courses that is not your regular mini golf. You can reserve a spot online before you come in, but we were able to walk-in and play right away. It does get a little crowded, especially on a rainy holiday weekend! They also have a bar and you are allowed to brings your drinks onto the course.

★ 2

Didn't quite match my expectations. Each hole is on a 12'x12' platform, almost like it was designed as a traveling attraction. But they're creative. I understand folks complaining about it being too crowded as each 9' "course" is about 30'x50' and surrounded by a fence. Biggest critique is that we visited during the day and everything was filthy. Every piece of glass or smooth surface from the bar tables to the plexi on the holes needed a good wipedown. The carpet on the holes is starting to rip and tear and some of the interactive elements just aren't being taken care of (is the windmill supposed to spin? Probably.) I don't think cleanliness and upkeep was below average for a roadside attraction... but I think it's trying to be something more. I can't imagine how run down this will be in another six months. Overall, we paid $14 each for about 20 minutes of mini golf. I think this is a great addition to the mall but best left for the tourists. If you're looking for fun, indoor mini golf (with booze available) I think that Monster Mini Golf on northwest military is a better value, more fun, similarly maintained, and less packed.